“Of cursing oghte ech gilty man him drede, for curs wol slee, right as assoillyng savith.”
Every guilty man should fear a curse, for cursing can kill just as absolution saves.
— Chaucer, The Cantebury Tales
AFRIKAANS (South Africa)
Ek wens jou vingers verander in vishoeke, en jou balle begin te jeuk!
I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls!
ALBANIAN
Te qifte arusha qorre!
May you get fucked by a blind bear!
ALGERIAN
Spontchi!
Jerk off!
ARABIC
Eyreh be afass seder emmak!
My dick in your mother’s rib cage!
ARMENIAN
Gandon Pchogh!
Condom blower!
AUSTRALIAN
Donga!
Dick!
AUSTRIAN
Du kannst mir gern den Buckel runterrutschen und mitder Zunge bremsen!
You can slide down my hunchback using your tongue as a brake!
BAVARIAN
Schoasdrumme!
Fart-drum!
BENGALI
Beissha Magir Pola!
Son of a prostitute!
BOSNIAN
Mami ti krajnike ispitam!
I inspect your mother’s tonsils!
BRITISH
Chav!
Low-class scum!
BULGARIAN
Nosa ti e kato ruska putka!
Your nose is like a Russian pussy!
CANTONESE
Ding Lei Gor Fai!
Microwave your lungs!
CATALAN
Mecàgum Déu en la creu, en el fustar que la feu i en el fill de puta que va plantar el pi!
I shit on God, on the cross, on the carpenter who made it and on the son of a whore who planted the pine!
CHINESE
生個叉燒都好過生你
It would be better to have given birth to a piece of barbecue pork instead!
CROATIAN
Pjevaš kao da ti je slon prdnuo u uho!
You sing like an elephant farted in your ear!
CZECH
Vypadáš jako Mona Lisa po výprasku!
You look like the Mona Lisa after a spanking!
DANISH
Røvbanan!
Ass banana!
DUTCH
Kloothommel!
Testicle bumblebee!
FARSI
Bi damaghi babat rydam!
I shit on your father’s nose!
FINNISH
Äitisi nai poroja!
Your mother copulates with reindeer!
FRENCH
Je te pisse en zig-zags au raie de cul!
I piss in zig-zags across the crack of your ass!
GERMAN
Lustmolch!
Pleasure newt!
GREEK
Na mou klaseis ta’rxidia!
Fart on my balls!
HINDI
Teri maa ki gaand ki baal mein jalaay hue, maarey hue chupkili ki unday!
There are burnt, dead lizard eggs in the hair around your mother’s ass!
HUNGARIAN
Agyilag zokni!
Mental sock!
ICELANDIC
Afatottari!
Grandfather-fucker!
IRISH
Ualach sé chapall de chré na h-úire ort!
Six horseloads of graveyard clay upon you!
ITALIAN
Se la strada fosse pavimentata con i cazzi, tua madre camminerebbe col culo!
If the street were paved with pricks, your mother would walk on her ass!
JAPANESE
Tōfu no kado ni atama wo utte shinē!
Go hit your head on a corner of tofu and die!
KLINGON
Hab SoSLL Quch!
Your mother has a smooth forehead!
KOREAN
Dong-mogo!
Eat Shit!
LATIN
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Mater tua cricera fuit, et pater tuo redoluit baccarum sambucus!
MOROCCAN
Takool zep ala hamada!
Eat the dick of a donkey!
NORWEGIAN
Runknisse!
Wanking gnome!
PERSIAN
Mee goozam rangesh kon!
Try to paint my fart!
POLISH
Parszywa owco!
You scabby sheep!
PORTUGUESE
Vai pentear macaco!
Go comb a monkey!
ROMANIAN
Sufla-ţi-aş cu curul in lingură cand te arde ciorba la gura!
I can blow farts in your spoon when the soup is too hot for you!
RUSSIAN
Перхоть подзалупная (perhot’ podzalupnaya)
Peehole dandruff!
SCOTTISH
Deoghail am fallus bhàrr duine mharbh siadha tiadhan!
Suck the sweat off of a dead mans balls!
SERBIAN
Da Bog da ti zena rodila stonogu pa ceo zivot radio za cipele!
May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life!
SPANISH
Así te tragues un pavo y todas las plumas se conviertan en cuchillas de afeitar!
May all your turkey’s feathers turn into razor blades!
SWEDISH
Du är en nagel i mitt öga!
You are a fingernail in my eye!
SWISS
Saugoof!
Swinechild!
TURKISH
Ananin amina kale kurar sabah aksam mac yaparim!
I would like to set up goal posts in your mother’s vagina and play soccer there all day!
ULITHIAN
Your mother’s pubic tattooing!
Falfulul silom!
VIETNAMESE
You eat pubic hair with salt-dip!
May an long dai cham mui!
WELSH
Cachu bant ti cachu mes!
Fuck off you sheep-shagger!
YIDDISH
Zol im vaksn burikes in pupik, un zol er pishn mit borscht!
May beets grow in his navel so that he pisses borscht!