#: 34DDs, 44s
A: a nice pair of eyes, Abbot and Costello, African drums, ai-ing-gekku, air bags, akkies, angel cakes, amples, amply endowed, anatomical embellishments, apple dumpling shop, apple-knockers, apples, appurtenances, Armadillos, assets, asprins on an ironing board, avocados
B: B1 and B2, babaloos, babies, baby bumpers, baby feeders, baby pillows, baby’s dinner, baby’s public house, babylons, bacon hangers, badoinkies, bag of snakes, bags, bags of mystery, balangas, Balboas, balcony, bald commuters, ball bearings in a condom, balloons, ballroom blitz, balls, baloobas, Bambi’s thumpers, bangers, bangles, bank accounts, baps, barbettes, barges, basket of goodies, bassoons, bathukolpian, batteries (double AA’s), baubles, bazongas, bazongers, bazonkas, bazookas, bazoomas, bazoombas, bazooms, bazoongies, BB stacker, beach umbrellas, beacons, bean bags, beausom, beausome, beautiful pair, beauts, beaver tails, bebops, bed handles, bee bites, bee stings, begonias, bejonkers, bells, belly warmers, bellys, Ben and Jerry, berkeleys, berks, Bert and Ernie, Berthas, besar, Betty and Wilmas, Betty Boops, Beverly Hills, bewbies, bibble-chunks, biddies, big bad wolves, big biddies, big boppers, big brown eyes, big floppers, big macs, big ones, bigguns, bijongas, bikini stuffers, billibongs, billows, bing-bongs, bippies, bips, bird’s nest, bits, blaaters, blamps, blimpies, blimplants, blimps, blinders, blinkers, blistering barnacles, bloomers, blossoms, blouse brothers, blouse bunnies, blouse hounds, blubbers, Bob and Ray, bobbers, Bobbsey twins, bodacious tatas, body, bojangles, bologna bags, bolt-ons, bombers, bomboostas, bombs, bombshells, bonbons, Bonnie and Clyde, bongos, bonkers, boobars, boobies, boobs, boobsters, boobulars. boobus, booby, booby prize, boom-booms, boombaloombas, boops, boosters, boovies, boozies, bordens, borden’s and bowman, borden’s and elsie’s, borstjes, bosom, bosiasm, bottles, boulders, bouncers, bouncing buddhas, bowling pins, bra buddies, bra busters, bra stuffers, braces, braces and bits, Bradford Cities, Brad Pitts, bread bags, breastages, breasteses, breasticles, breasties, breastworks, breests, brick house, brick shithouse, briskets, bristen, bristles, Bristol Cities, bristols, brobs, bronskis, brown eyes, BSHs (British Standard Handfuls), bubbas, bubber, bubbies, bubblers, bubbles, bubblies, bubby, bubby circus, bubs, budges, buds, buffers, built-ons, bulbs, bulge ‘neath her vest, bullets, bumastous, bumpers, bumpies, bumps, bun-chukas, buns, buoys, bushel bubbies, bushels, bust, bustage, buste, busters, busties, busts, butes, butterbaby, butterbags, butterballs, butterboxes, buttery flapjacks, buttons, buxom, buzzies, buzzums
C: cabman’s rests, cafe la mama, cahoonas, cajooblies, cakes, cannonballs, cans, cantaloupes, cantilever bust, cardie muffins, carumbas, casabas, cats and kitties, cat heads, cecky, chabobs, cha-chas, chalky cliffs, chalubbies, Charlie Wheeler, charlies, charmers, charms, cheaters, chebs, che-chees, cherry pies, chest, chest and bedding, chest jutters, chest pimples, chest projectiles, chest puppies, chesticles, chestnuts, chi-chis, chichis, chichitas, chicken-breasted, chimichongas, chips and dips, chitty chitty bang bangs, choozies, chubbies, chubblies, chudleighs, chuds, chugs, chumbawumbas, chums, churns, cleavage, cock muffs, cock warmers, coconuts, coker nuts, competitive advantages, cones, couple, cow-tits, cream-jugs, cream-pies, cupcakes, Cupid’s kettledrums, cups, cute little puppies, cycuszki
D: dairies, dairy arrangements, dairy farm, dairy pillows, Danny Devitos, darts, David and Goliath, dazzlers, dead heat in a zeppelin race, décolletage, devil’s dumplings, devil’s playthings, dibs, diddies, diddles, diddleys, didds, die möpse, die titten, ding-dongs, dingers, dinghies, dingleberries, dinglebobbers, dingoes, dinner buckets, dinner plates, dinners, dirigibles, dirty cushions, dirty pillows, ditties, doinks, dollies, dongles, doodads, doodlebugs, door-knobs, door-knockers, doos, double bangers, double bubbles, double D’s, double dugged, double dugs, double lattes, double trouble, double whammies, double whoppers, doughboys, draggers, draggy udders, drill bits, drobes, drool meat, droopers, droopies, dual airbags, dubbies, duckys, duds, dueling banjos, dugs, dumplings, dumpling shop, dunce caps, dunce hats, dunes, Durantes, Dutch Alps, dzi-dzik, dzwony
E: ear muffs, Eartha Kitts, east and west, Eckbergians, eggplants, Eisenhowers, elders, Elmer Fudd’s, empire biscuits, enchiladas, endowment, equipment, etsas, Everreadys, eye-pleasing fruit, eye magnets, eyes
F: fainting fits, fairy pillows, fall-out, falsies, fat flabs, fat lollies, fat rascals, fat sacks, fat ugly wrinkled bottles, fatty clappers, featherweights, feeders, feeding bottles, female anatomy, female things, fenchested, fib tits, field artillery, fiery biscuits, figure, filthy pillows, first impressions, flab-hangings, flabby melons, flap-flops, flapdoodles, flapjacks, flappers, flatlinets, flesh bombs, flesh bulbs, flesh melons, flesh pillows, fleshy gibbosities, fleshy mounds, flight deck, flip-flaps, flip-flops, floaters, floppers, floppy joy-joys, floppy whites, flops, flotation devices, flying saucers, fly specks, fog lights, fore-buttocks, fountains of joy, frankentits, frappers, Fred and Ethel, Fred Bassets, frick and frack, fried eggs, front, front bumpers, frontage, frontal lobes, fronts, fruppencies, fuck udders, fun bags, fun cushions
G: gagas, gajoungas, Gandhi’s flip-flops, gangsters, garbonzas, garbanzos, gay deceivers, gayumbas, gazingas, gazongas, gazonkas, gazungas, gazunkas, George and Gracie, Georgie Bests, Gert Stonkers, gibbosities, gib teesurbs, giblets, the girls, girl things, glands, globes, globes of everlasting goodness, globulars, gobstoppers, God’s milk bottles, golden bodangers, golden Winnebagos, gonzagas, goodies, Goodyears, googlies, googly-mooglies, goombahs, goonas, goosebumps, grapefruits, grapes, gravity defiers, great divide, grillwork, groceries, groodies, growths, grudies, guavas, guns, guns of navarone
H: hairy stubs, half portions, hammertons, hammock, handfuls, handles, hands, hand warmers, hänger, hangers, hanging baskets, hanging garden, hanging ones, happy shopper knockers, headlamps, headlights, head rests, heavenly bumps, heavers, hee-haws, Heffalumps, hemispheres, heroic Charlies, high beams, hills, hills of paradise, Himalayas, Hindenburgs, hog jaws, hogans, Holmes and Watson, honeydews, honeydew melons, honkers, hoobies, hoobs, hood ornaments, hoohahs, hooptie-hoops, hooters, horizontally accessible, hot dog buns, Hottentots, howitzers, hubcaps, huffies, huge tracts of land, humdingers, hummers, humps, hypnotits
I: iced gems, igloos, implants, impressive CVs, inner tubes, intimate part, intrabrassiereans, Irish draperies, Isaac Newtons, itty bitty titties, ivory balls, ivory hills
J: jabbos, jabongoes, jaboos, jabs, jahoobies, jahooblies, jamambos, jamboree bags, jamettes, Jane Russells, jawas, jawbreakers, Jell-O molds, jello sacks, jelly bags, jelly doughnuts, jelly on springs, jelly rolls, jelly water mangos, jemimas, Jersey Cities, jibs, jigglers, jogging partners, John and Paul, Johnsons, jollies, jolly jigglers, jooblies, josies, jubbies, jubblies, jubbly gelignite, jubes, juggage, juggalos, juggernauts, juggernorks, juggler’s doughnuts, jugs, juggs, juicy peaches, jujubes, jukes, jumblies, jumbos, jumper pups, jungle VIP, juts
K: kaboobers, kagemushas, kahoonas, kahunas, kajoobies, kawangas, kazongas, kazooms, kermungers, kettledrums, kind surprise, knee shooters, knick-knacks, knobs, knockers, kolpos, kozy, kumquats
L: lactoids, lactopoietic glands, the ladies, lads, lady cones, lady dumplings, lady lumps, laiterie, langtries, las tetas, le cioccie, le poppe, le tette, leisure facilities, lemons, les deux soeurs, Lewinskis, Lewis and Witties, Lilo and Stitch, lils, lily-white swellings, little drinks, little punkins, loaded guns, loaves, loblollies, lollies, lollos, long handles, loose hangers, lotties, love bubbles, love bumps, love handles, love melons, love muffins, love pillows, love strawberries, love tips, lovely pair, lulus, lumps, lumps of temptation, lungers, lungs, lung nuts, lung warts, luvvly jubblies, lychees
M: macaroons, Mae West, magambos, magandang hinaharap, magumbos, Mahatmas, majumbos, mambas, mambos, mamelles, mamillas, mamma, mammaries, mammaroonies, mammary glands, mammets, mammey mumm-aye, mammies, mammoths, mams, Manchester Cities, manchesters, mangoes, man pacifiers, mangos, maracas, marangos, marimbas, Mario and Luigi, marshmallows, Mary Ellens, Mary Poppins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, mashers, mastos, mastunculi, matched set, mau maus, mazonians, mazoomas, mazos, meat, meatballs, meat flaps, meat loaves, meat market, meat puppets, meat racks, megamastoids, melbas, melons, memories, Metatarsal breakers, metz, mezoomas, Mickey and Minnie, midget gems, midgies, Mike and Ike, milk bags, milk bombs, milk bottles, milk buckets, milk cans, milk churners, milk dairies, milk duds, milk factory, milk fountains, milk glands, milk jugs, milk makers, milk route, milk shakes, milk shop, milk wagons, milk walk, milkers, milky circles, milky swingers, milky way, milky way to bliss, millenium domes, mimis, mimpins, missiles, Miss Van Neck, Mitchell Brothers, mobutus, mogambos, mods and rockers, moldunes, molehills, mollies, mommy meat, montezumas, moonlight flits, möppchen, mosob, mosquito bites, mounds, mounds of lilies, Mount Rushmore, mountains, money makers, mounds, mount of lillies, muchachas, Mudgee mailbags, mudflaps, muffins, mulligans, mumbas, murphies, mushmelons
N: nancies, nards, National Geographics, nature’s founts, nay-nay’s, nectarines, neddies, neeners, neh, nellies, nerts, Niagara falsies, niblets, nice handful, nice ones, nice pair of eyes, nice puppies, nice set, nick-nacks, nightclub bouncers, ninnies, ninny jugs, nippers, nippies, nipple holsters, nipplecakes, nodules, noinkers, noogies, nooners, norberts, Nörgen-Vaazes, norgies, norgs, norkers, norks, Norma Snockers, northern hemphisphere, norts, nose warmers, noughts, nubbies, nubs, nuggets, nuggies, nugs, num-nums, nunga nungas, nungers, nungs, nungs of lungs, nurse bottles, nursery, nutarians, nuts
O: ode to joys, oglers, oobies, oogly-googlies, oojah-pips, oojahs, oomlaaters, oompas, oppai, orange pippins, oranges, orbs, orbs of snow, other parts, ottomans, overblaaters
P: padlocks, Pai Pai, pair, pair of lamps, pagodas, palm fruit, palm ticklers, palookas, palpitators, pancakes, panters, pantry shelves, papa’s delight, papayas, paps, paper weights, pappalonias, paps, parabolas, Parisians, party favors, party hats, patent heavers, pattar, paw patties, peaches, peaks, peanuts, pears, pechitos, pectobombe, pectoral attractions, pectoral eminences, pectoral excurvations, pectoral lactogens, pectorals, peepers, pellets, pendulums, personalities, Phil and Lil, phwoarberries, physique, Pia Zadoras, picayunes, pigeons, piggies, pillows, pimientos fritos, pimples, pink-nosed puppies, pink pillows, pink velvet cushions, pinky and perky, pippins, pips, playground, playthings, pleasant eminences, plumpers, plumpies, pointers, Pointer Sisters, pointies, points of interest, pointys, poitrine, pompons, pontoons, pool toys, poonts, porcelain spheres, potatoes, pouting bubbies, prams, pretty lungs, pretty things, prize faggots, promontories, protuberances, prsa, PT boats, pudding tits, pumpkins, pumps, punching bags, punks, puppies, pups, pus glands
Q: QBs, qualifications, quarts of love, Quebec Bravos, queen bee, queen jewels, queenies
R: rack, rack and ruin, racks of beef, rack of meat, rackattack, rangoons, retro-brassiereans, rib balloons, rib bumpers, rib cushions, rising beauties, rivets, roberts, rockets, rocks, Rocky Mountains, rotors, rotters, roundies, royal jellybags, rubber baby buggy bumpers, runts, rutabagas
S: sacks, saddlebags, sag sacks, saggers, sagging summer squash, saggy pig tits, saggy tits, sandbags, Satan’s love pillows, sauce shelf, scar-crossed prunes, schmiel-schlamozels, scones, scoops, scoops of flesh, seasonals, set, set of jugs, she-fat, sein, shabba-dos, shakers, sheaves of new wheat, shebas, shimmies, shirt potatoes, shirt-stretcher, shit-bags, shlobes, shmeebs, shmozobs, shock absorbers, shoulder boulders, side winders, significant udders, silicones, silos, sin lumps, ski jumps. ski slopes, skimmed milkers, skin, skin sacks, slugs, smiddies, smoothies, smudges, smurfs, snoobs, snoopies, snorbs, snowballs, snow tires, snuggle pups, socktits, soft cadaby, soft ones, sookers, soombas, spaniel’s ears, specrackular, speed bags, speed bumps, spheres, splazoingas, spongecakes, spuds, squachies, stacked, stackeroonies, stackers, stacks, stiltons, stits, Stobarts, stubs, stuffing, suckle bubbies, sucks, sugar babies, sugar lumps, summer assessments, sun deck, sunnies, superdoopers, superdroopers, sweat-glands, sweater dandies, sweater fruit, sweater meat, sweater mittens, sweater potatoes, sweet and low, sweet potatoes, sweet rolls, sweetest valley, swingers, swinging pink milk churns
T: taddies, Tale of Two Cities, tamales, tangerines, tankers, ta-tas, tater-titz, taters, tatongas, tattlers, tattty bo jangles, TB’s (Two Beauts), teacups, teats, tee-hees, tee tees, teeters, tetas, tetek, tetes, tetinas, tetitas, tetons, tetty, Thelma and Louise, them, Thing 1 and Thing 2, thingies, thingumbobs, thousand pities, threepenny bits, thrupennies, thrupenny bits, thrups, tidbits, tieten, tig ol’ bitties, tile hanger’s nailbags, tired old tits, tires, tishomingos, ti-ti’s, tit-for-tats, tits, tits for days, tits like two Tesco bags full of piss, titskis, tittens, titterlings, titters, titties, titty-beans, titty fassue, tit willows, titz, TNT (Two Nifty Tits), tobacco-pouches, toby, toket, tomatoes, tom thumbs, tonsils, tooraloorals, tooters, top, top ballocks, top bollocks, top bum, top ones, top of the shop, top set, top ten hits, topless wonders, toraloorals, toora-looras, torpedoes, torso, torso testicles, tophats, toppers, top set, top ‘uns, totos, tots, tot-tots, towering domes, towering infernos, towers, towers of ivory, town lands, towns and cities, Tracy Bits, traffic stoppers, tray-bits, traysalties, treasure, treasure chest, tremblers, trey bits, tsitskelakh, tube socks with a golf ball, tupperware, turrets, tutti-fruttis, twangers, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, tweeters, twin cities, twin lovelies, twin loveliness, twin orbs, twin peaks, twin set, twin towers, twins, two aspirins on an ironing board, two beauts, two pups fighting in a bag, two-bob bits, twofers, two-point jumpers, two rounded hillocks, two town’s lands, tympanies
U: ubera, U-boats, udders, ugly jugs, ulrikas, umlauts, unchies, upper deck, upper thorax, upper works, upstairs, upstairs neighbors, upward curves
V: van-neck, veiled twins, the view, VIPs, vital organs, vital statistics, vittles, volcanoes of love, Volvos, voos
W: wabs, wagons, wah-wahs, waldos, wallopies, Walter Mitties, Walters, wangers, waps, wap-waps, warheads, the warmest valley, warming globes, warthog whammies, warts, waterbags, watermelons, wattdogs, watties, weather balloons, well-endowed, well-stacked, whamdanglers, whammies, wheels, whibb-bobs, whim-whams, white meat, white outs, white pointers, whiztits, whoopie cushions, whoppers, willets, window washers, wilsons, winnebagos, wobbies, wobblers, wobbly wheels, woffers, wombles, wombos, wonderfuls, wongas, woofers, woolly west, wrinkled tits
X: X-rated swingers
Y: yabba dabbas, yabbos, yahoos, yams, yarbos, yard dogs, yats, ya-yas, ying-yangs, yoinkahs, yoyo knickers, yubs
Z: zaftig, zeppelin race, zeppelins, zeps, zimmers, zingers, zizzonas, zoobs, zoom-zooms, zooms, zoomers