THE V-WORD A-Z
Spice Up Your Bedroom Vocabulary With Thousands Of Fresh Slang Words & Phrases For "The Mighty Va-Jay-Jay"
#: #1 with a bullet
A: ABC, abode of love, abyss, ace, ace of clubs, ace of hearts, ace of spades, actinia malacoterem, Adam’s cave, Adam’s own, Adam’s store-room, adit to Eden, affair, agreeable ruts of life, alcove, alley, all-night sushi bar, all quiet, almanac, almanach, Alpha and Omega, altar, altar of hymen, altar of love, altar of pleasure, altar of Venus, Amazon jungle, angel cake, antipodes, aphrodisiacal tennis court, apple, artichoke, article, article of virtue, ash can, asoko, ass mate, atrium, auger-hole, Aunt Maria, avenue, a woman’s priuties, axe gash, axe wound
B: baby cake, baby chute, baby factory, baby gap, baby incubator, baby maker, back door, back premises, backter, bacon sandwich, bacon strips, badly-packed kebab, bag of slugs, bagpuss, bajingo, bald biscuit, báltaí, bamba, banana basket, banana box, bandbox, bank, barbecue, barge, barking walrus, barnyard, basket of cheer, batcave, bath of birth, battle bag, bawdy monosyllable, bayonet wound, bazoo, beadle, bean, bear claw, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded lady, bearded oyster, bearing-place, beauty spot, beave, beaver, beaver trap, beedle um bum, beef, beef box, beef curtains, beef Wellington, beehive, belle-chose, belly, belly entrance, below the stairs, berk, Berkeley, Berkeley Hunt, Berkshire Hunt, best in Christendom, best part, between the legs, bewitching circle, big, big casino, big Montana, big V, bikini biscuit, bikini burger, Billingsgate box, billy, Birchington hunt, bird, birdbath, bird’s nest, birth canal, birth cannon, biscuit, bit, bit of bush, bit of crack, bit of cuff, bit of fish, bit of goods, bit of jam, bit of meat, bit of skate, bit of stuff, bit of tail, bit of tickle, bit on a fork, bitch ditch, bitch wrinkle, bite, black ace, black bagging, black bess, black cat with its throat cut, black death, black hole, black joke, black Maria, black meat, black mouth, black thing, blackberry, blackbird nest, blart, bliff, blind alley, blind eye, bloodhole, blossom, Bluebeard’s closet, blurt, boat, bodily treasure, boîte, bollo, bombo, bone box, bone polisher, boneyard, booby trap, boodle, boody, booger, boogie, bookbinder’s wife, booty central cut, boozoo, Botany Bay, bottle, bottomless pit, bouge, bouncy castle, bounty, bowel of bliss, box, box of assorted creams, box unseen, brat-getting place, breach, bread, bread box, bread pan, bread winner, breakfast of champions, broiler, broom, brown madam, bucket, Buckinger’s boot, buckler, budget, buffage, bug, buggle-bo, buggy, bugle-bow, bull ring, bulls-eye, bum, bumble-broth, bum shop, bumbo, bumfiddle, bumper, bun, bungalow, bunghole, bunny, bunt, burger, bush, Bushey Park, business, business end, butcher’s shop, butcher’s window, butler’s cuff, butter boat, butter box, butterfly, button groove, buttonhole, buttonhole worker
C: C, c**t, cabbage, cabbage field, cabbage garden, cabbage patch, cake, callibisters, callibistry, Cambridge fortune, camel toe, can, canal, canal street, candle holder, candy, canister, canoe, canyon, Cape Horn, Cape of Good Hope, captain’s pie, carnal trap, cartsue case, case, cash money, cat, cat flaps, cat’s head cut open, cat’s meat, Catch You Next Tuesday (CUNT), catcher’s mitt, cathedral, catty-cat, cauldron, cauliflower, caze, cave, cave of harmony, cave of wonders, cavern, cavern of joy, Cecily Bumtrinket, cellar, cellar door, cellarage, center of attention, center of bliss, center of the universe, central casting, central furrow, central office, centric-part, cerassie, cerasus, certificate of birth, C-food, cha-cha, chao, chapel of ease, chapel of love, Charley, Charley Hunt, Charlie, Charlie Hunt, charms, chasm, chasma, chat, chatte, cheeby, cheese factory, cheesecake, cherry, cherry orchard, cherry pie, cherry pop, cherry pudding, chichi, chim, chimba, chimney, chink, chocha, chochito, chochito mio, chocho, chocho gordo, chocolate cake, chonnos, choot, chopped liver, chose, chucha, chuck hole, chuck office, chuff, chuff box, chuint, chum, chum bucket, churn, churner, chut choot, chutia, cibai, cigar clipper, cinque ports, circle, circle of life, circle of love, civet, clacker, claff, clam, clam burger, clam chop, clamp, clanch, clap trap, clapping fish, cleft, cleft of flesh, clench, Cleveland, clicket-gate, clock, clopper, clout, cloven inlet, cloven spot, cloven stamp of female distinction, cloven tuft, cloven stamp of female distinction, clown pocket, club sandwich, clue, clunge, coal bin, coal burner, cock, cock alley, cock chafer, cock dock, cock hall, cock holder, cock holster, cock inn, cock lane, cock socket, cock tease, Cock Lane, cockloft, cockpit, cockshire, cocktrap, cocktrough, coco sal, coco santi, coco vyeyi, COD, cod canal, cod cove, cod trench, coffee grinder, coffee house, coffee pot, coffee spout, cogle, coin purse, coin slot, coital couch, coital palace, combat zone, commodity, complex, con, concern, concha, conchita, coney, coney-burrow, coney-court, coney-hall, coney-skin, conie, conni, connie, conny, conny-burrow, coño, cont, conte, contrapunctum, controlling part, conundrum, conveniency, cony, cony-berry, cony-borough, conye, conygarth, coo, cooch, coochie, coochie pop, coochy, coodagras, cooint, cookee, cookey, cookie, cookie jar, Cooky Puss, coolie-do, cooling pad, coonskin cap, coosie, cooter, cooz, cooze, coozie, copyhold, coral, corner, cornucopia, corrugated introitus, cote, cottage, coun, count fapula, County Down, country matters, cove, covered way, cow-cunt, coynte, coyote gulch, crack, crack of heaven, cracked mortar, cracklin’, cradle, cradle of filth, cradock, cranny, crater, crawl space, credentials, cream jug, cream-pot, crease, crevice, crica, crinkum-crankum, crotch, crotch cobbler, crotch dimple, crotch waffle, crown, crown and feathers, crumpet, crush, cubby hole, cuca, cucumber canal, cucurbit, cudgel, cum dumpster, cun, cuneus, cuniculum, cuniculus, cunie, cunker, cunnicle, cunnie, cunnigate, cunnikin, cunnus, cunny, cunny-alley, cunny-burrow, cunny-court, cunny-hall, cunston gap, cunt, cunticles, cuntkin, cuntlet, cuntryside, cuntzilla, Cunty McCuntlips, cupboard, cupcake, Cupid’s arbour, Cupid’s arms, Cupid’s cave, Cupid’s cloister, Cupid’s corner, Cupid’s cupboard, Cupid’s feast, Cupid’s furrow, Cupid’s hotel, Cupid’s warehouse, cush, custom house, cut cabbage, cuzzy, cwene, cwm, C-word, cwtch, cwts, cwtsh, cym, cylinder, Cyprian arbour, Cyprian bower, Cyprian fountain, Cyprian Strait
D: daisy, damp, danglers, dark meat, dark triangle, darkest depths of Mordor, darling treasure, Dead End Street, dealio, dearest bodily part, deck, deep, deep end, deepest recess, definite article, delicate glutton, Delores, delta, demesnes, den, dessert, devilish thing, dew flaps, dial, dick basket, dick dungeon, dick mitten, dick sharpener, dick storage unit, dicky-dido, diddle, diddly-pout, dillypot, dimple, dingleberry, dining room, dirt chute, dirty hole, dish, ditch, ditty, divine chasm, divine monosyllable, divine scar, dock, domain, donkey’s yawn, doo-dah, doodle, doodle sack, doojie, doos, dormouse, döschen, double-adaptor, douche, douche luge, doughnut, down below, down there, downstairs, downtown, drain, dripping pan, dry-mouthed widow, ducking pond, duckpond, duff, dugout, dumb glutton, dumpling, dusty klatt
E: ear between the legs, easy rider, Eden, eel skinner, egg drop box, elephant ear sandwich, ell, elytra, elytron, embellishments, empty tunnel, emu’s beak, engine, entrance, envy city, Eskimo’s glove, etcaetera, etceteras, eternal box, Eunice, euphemism, Eve, Eve’s custom house, everlasting wound, evil eye, exchequer, eye, eye of the needle, eye that weeps most when best pleased
F: face, face of Medusa, factotum, fadoodle, faff, fahrfanugen, faith, fan, fancy, fancy article, fancy bit, fandango, fanny, fanny-artful, fanny boo, fanny-fair, fanny hill, farfalla, fart daniel, fascinating furpiece, fat rabbit, faucet, fawney, female parts, female verenda, feminine gender, fica, ficus, fiddle, fie-for-shame, fifi, fig, figary, fine china, fire, firelock, fireplace, fish, fish and chips, fish and finger pie, fish box, fish-drowner, fish factory, fish lips, fish market, fish mitten, fish pond, fish slipper, fish taco, fish tail, fish tank, fitta, fitte, flackets, flamboyance, flaming lips, flamingo’s flip-flop, flange, flap, flapdoodle, flapper, flatcock, flesh tuxedo, fleshy idol, fleshy part, flitter, floppy red cup, flower, flower of chivalry, flue, fly-by-right, fluff, fluffit, fly-cage, fly-catcher, fly-trap, fobus, foilage, foof, foofoo, foofy bird, fooltrap, football field, forbidden fruit, forbidden orifice, forecaster, forecastle, forecourt, foredeck, foregut, forehatch, forewoman, forfended place, forge, fornix, fort, fort bushy, fortress, fortress of solitude, fotze, fount of femininity, fountain of life, fountain of love, French fare, French fry dip, front bottom, front bum, front butt, front door, front garden, front hole, front lawn, front parlour, front room, fruit basket, fruitex vulvaria, fruitful vine, fuck donut, fuckhole, fud, Fumbler’s Hall, fun-zone, funk hole, funny bit, fun tunnel, fur, furback turtle, fur burger, fur-box, fur-patch, fur-pie, furnace mouth, furrow, furry bits, furry cup, furry hoop, futy, futz, fuzz, fuzz bumper, fuzz burger, fuzzy bunny, fuzzy kitty, fuzzy-muzzy, fuzzy taco
G: G, gaff, Gammer Laycock, gap, gaper, gapper, garage, garden, garden of delight, Garden of Eden, garden of love, garden of serenity, garden of Venus, garter, gash, gash card, gasp and grunt, gate of horn, gate of life, gates, Gatty, gazoo, gazookus, gazunder, gecyndlim, gee, gee-box, generating place, generation box, genitalia, gentleman’s pleasure garden, gentle trap, geography, gheare, giblets, gig, giggedy-giggedy, giggy, gimcrack, ginch, giner, ginny, girl stuff, giz, Gizelle, gizmo, glad eye, glamity, the glamorous box, glory, gluepot, gnacchera, goatmilker, God’s wound, golden doughnut, golden lotus, golden valley, goldfinch, goldfinch’s nest, gonda, goodie, goodie basket, goo pot, gooseberry bush, go south, Grand Canyon, grand reservoir, grandad’s coin purse, grandmother, granny’s oysters, gravy boat, gravy bowl, gravy cave, great divide, green grocery, green grove, green meadow, greens, grimsby, grin, grinding-mill, grindstone, gristle-gripper, groan and grunt, grommet, grommit, groove, Gropecunt Lane, grot, grotta, grotto, grove, grove of Venus, growl, growl and grunt, growler, gruff, grumble, grumble and grunt, grummet, grummet-hole, gud, guiff, gulf, Gulf of Venus, gully, gully hole, gulph of pleasure, gun, gunga, gusset, gutted hamster, gutter, gwarry, the gym, gyvel
H: ha’penny, haddock pastie, hair pie, hairbag, hairy axe wound, Hairy Cunt Lane, hairy bank, hairy bit, hairy Cheerio, hairy cup, hairy doughnut, hairy goblet, hairy lasso, hairy love pit, Hairy Manilow, hairy Mary, hairy Molly, hairy oracle, hairy pie, Hairy Potter, Hairyfordshire, hal’penny, half a pound of liver, half-moon, ham bone, ham wallet, hamaguri, Hampton maze, handwarmer, hanging basket, Hans Carvel’s ring, happy harmonica, happy hunting-grounds, happy purse, happy valley, harbor, harbor of hope, hare, hat, hatch, hatchet, hatchet wound, hatchi, hat rack, hay bag, haycock, heart-shaped box, heater, hedgehog, hee, hell, hellfire, hellhole, Henrietta, her majesty’s pleasure, hey-nonny-no, hidey-hole, hidden meaning, hidden path, hidey-hole, highway to heaven, hippo’s yawn, hive, ho-cake, hog eye, hogstye of Venus, hole, hole of content, hole of holes, hole to hide it in, Holiday Inn, holiest of holes, holiest of holies, holy ground, holy land, home, homebase, home sweet home, hone, honey, honey hole, honey pie, honey pot, honey slot, honeydew, honeysuckle, honor, hooch, hoo-ha, hoo-hoo, hook, horse shoe, horse parts, horse’s collar, horse’s hoof, hortus, hot box, hot cockles, hot crack. hot dog oven, meat, hot patootie, hot pocket, hot spot, hotel, house of commons, housewife, humid grotto, hush puppy, hymeneal sweets, hypogastric cranny
I: icebox, il na na, in-between, in-box, India, ineffable, inexpressible, inglenook, inner self, innermost beloved, inside, intercrural trench, interlabial slit, introitus, Irish dowry, fortune, Irish inheritance, intimate part, Irish pasture, isoginchaku, it, itcher, itching jenny, ivory gate
J: Jack and Danny, Jack Nasty, Jack nasty-face, Jack’s delight, Jack Straw’s castle, Jacky Danny, Jacob’s ladder, jag, jaghana, jam, James Hunt, jampot, Jaws, jaws of life, jaxy, jelly bag, jelly box, jelly cave, jelly roll, jemima, Jennoe-Howelett, jewel, jewel box, jewelry, jiggambob, jigger, jing-jang, jockstrop, Joe Hunt, joxy, joy-box, joy-furrow, joy-hole, joy trail, joy valve, juice box, junioress, justum
K: kangaroo pouch, Kathy’s pink surprise, kazoo, keel, ken, kennel, kettle, keyhole, keystone of love, kipper mitten, kis, kisich, kitchen, kitten, kitty, kitty-cat, kitty-kat, knack, knish, knob fodder, knob gobbler, knothole, koarig, kogut, kont, konz, koochi, koos, kootch, koton, Krakatoa, kuciapka, kunda, kunt, kunta, kunte, kusit, kut, kyfer, kystapaza
L: la belle chose, la chatte, la praline, labia, ladies dressing room, lady, lady bits, lady flower, lady garden, lady Jane, lady Laycock, lady luck, lady marmalade, lady parts, lady star, lady stuff, lady V., lady ware, lady’s charm, lady’s welcome mat, la-la, lamb chop, lamb pit, lambie pie, land of darkness, lap, lap founder, lapland, lather-maker, le chat, le con, le count, lead story, leading article, leak, leather, leather bag, leather lane, lei, letching-piece, lickbox, liesje, li’l pussy, limbo, ling, lips, lip tip, little Audrey, little baby, little bit of all right, little Debbie, little kitten, little kitty, little monkey, little nipper, little sister, liver sock, living snake, lizzie, llawes goch, lob’s pound, lobster claw, lobster kettle, locker, long-eye, loom, lotus blossom, lotus patch, Louis, love altar, love box, love cabinet, love canal, love cave, love center, love cleft, love crack, love flesh, love glove, love hole, love lane, love mound, love muffin, love nest, love organ, love palace, love pudding, love seat, love shack, love sheath, love socket, love tunnel, lovelips, lovely flower, lovers lane, low country, low road, lower lips, lower mouth, lower stomach, lowlands, lox box, lucky bag, lulu, lunch, lunch meat, lute
M: machine, maddikin, madge, Madge-Howlett, Magdalena, magic, Magic Kingdom, magnet, magpie’s nest, maid’s ring, maiden’s delight, maidenhead, mailbox, main avenue, main street, main vein, makossa, malkin, mama’s box, manda, man-eater, man-entrapment, mangle, man’s ruin, manhole, man-trap, manko, mansion of love, manush, map of Tasmania, marble arch, margery, mark of the beast, Mary, Mary Ellen, Mary Hinge, Mary Jane, Mary Poppins’ bag, masterpiece, match, mate, matrix, Matthilda, maukin, mawkin, Maxine, McMuff, meat, meat cake, meat cooker, meat curtains, meat grinder, meat harp, meat locker, meat market, meat muffin, meat tulips, meat tunnel, medlar, Medusa, melting pot, memek, merkin, merry bit, merryland, Mesopotamia, mick, mickey, Mickey Mouse, middle cut, middle gate, middle kingdom, midlands, mighty-tighty, Mike Hunt, milker, milking pail, milk jug, milkpail, milkpan, mill, milliner’s shop, millner’s shop, milt-market, milt-shop, mine, mine of pleasure, mineshaft, minette, minge, mink, minky, minnie, minnie moo, miraculous cairn, miraculous pitcher that holds water with the mouth downwards, Miss Brown, Miss Horner, Miss Laycock, Miss Nancy, modesty, modicum, moer, moey, moistened fold, Molly’s hole, mommy parts, money, money honey, moneybox, money-machine, moneymaker, money-pit, money-pocket, money-pot, Monique, monk’s cowl, monkey, monkey’s chin, monosyllable, mons meg, mons veneris, mooey, moose knuckle, moosey, moosh, mop bucket, mortar, möse, moss cottage, moss rose, mossy cell, mossy doughnut, mossy face, mossy grot of Venus, mossy treasure, mother of all saints, mother of all souls, mother of all masons, mother of St. Patrick, mott, mound, mouni, mounee, Mount Falcon, Mount Joy, Mount Pleasant, Mount Vesuvius, mouse, mouser, mouse’s ear, mousehole, mousetrap, mouth, mouth of nature, mouth thankless, mouth that cannot bite, mouth that says no words, Mrs. Fubbs parlour, Ms. Mary, muckhole, mud flaps, muff, muffbag, muffsack, muffin, muffy, muliebria, mumblepeg, mumbler, mundum muliebris, municipal cockwash, mus, muschi, mushmouth, mushroom, must-I-holler, mustard pot, mute, mutton, muuna, muzzle, mystical fold
N: naf, nanner, naggie, name it not, nameless, nanty crackling, nappy dogpatch, nappy dugout, nappy roots, narrow kitty, nash, nasty, natura, natur-alia, nature, nature’s treasury, nature’s tufted treasure, naughty, naughty naughty, nautch, needlebook, needlecase, nest, nest in the bush, nest of spicery, Netherlands, nether area, nether area, nether end, nether eye, nether lips, nether mouth, nether parts, nether region, nether wattle, nettle bed, the never out, niche, niche-cock, nick, nick in the notch, nick-nack, ninepence, nock, nock andro, noely, noke, no-man’s land, nonesuch, nonny-nonny, nonsuch, noo-noo, noochie, nook, nooker, nookie, nooky, noose, notch, Notorious V.A.G., noune, novelty, number nip, nursery, nut
O: O, oatbin, OBH, OJ’s glove, old ding, old frizzle, old hat, old lady, old mossyface, old thing, old wife, old woman, omanko, omnibus, open-arse, open C, open well, open wound, opening, opera house, oracle, orafice, orange, orchard, organ, organ grinder, orifice, ornament, orphan Annie, the O-thing, the other place, otsískwa, outlet, oval office, oven, owl neck, oyster, oyster-catcher, oystercracker
P: P, pachinko, package, palace gates, palace of pleasure, pan, pancake, Pandora’s Box, panner, panocha, pantat, panty hamster, pantry, papaya, paper hanger’s bucket, paper cut, paradise, paradise pie, parenthesis, parking lot, parlor, parsley bed, parts, parts of shame, passage, passion fruit, passion plug, passway, patch, path, path of least resistance, Patty, Pauline, peach, peach-fish, peaches, pearly gates, peculiar river, peehole, P.E.E.P. (Perfectly Elegant Eatin’ Pussy), pelican’s yawn, pen, pencil sharpener, penelope, penis fly trap, penis pothole, penis purse, penis sleeve, penny farthing, penocha, penwiper, pepet, percy purse, perishable commodity, periwinkle, pestosa, Peter Pan, petit filou, petticoat lane, pfotze, phoenix nest, physical jungle, pichka, pie, piece, piece of ass, piece of flesh, piece of meat, piece of mutton, piece of skirt, piece of tail, pigeon hole, piggin, pilgrim’s pocket, pillicock hill, pimppi, pin box, pin case, pincher, pinch lips, pincushion, pink, pink bits, pink eye, pink heaven, pink palace in the black forest, pink panther, pink taco, pink turtleneck, pink wrinkle, pintle-case, pipe cleaner, pipkin, pisser, piss flaps, pissing place, pit, pita, pitcher, pit hole, pizda, pizdo, placard, place between her forks, placket, placket box, placket hole, placket lace, Plato’s retreat, playground, playpen, plaything, pleasure boat, pleasure conduit, pleasure girth, pleasure ground, pleasure pit, pleasure place, pleasure-thirsty channel, plotte, plugola, plum tree, plush, P-maker, poacher’s pocket, pocket, pocketbook, podrida, poes, pogee, pogie, point of attraction, poke hole, pokey, pole hole, polly-nussy, pond, poo, poon, poonany, poonoo, poontang, poop, poo-poo, poozle, poor man’s blessing, pootenanny, pootie-tootie, poozle, popsy, pork pie, portal of ecstasy, portal of love, portal of Venus, porte-cochere, porthole, postage slot, postern, pot, pot of bliss, potot, potta, pottaccia, poundcake, pousse, pouter, powder box, poxbox, pranny, prat, prats, pratt, precious, premises, pretty, pretty little thing, pretty map, pretty pretty, priceleas jewel, prick holder, prick pocket, prick purse, prick scourer, prick skinner, princess, princock, Priscilla, priuties, private parts, private place, private property, privates, privities, privy, privy chose, privy counsel, privy hole, privy parts, promised land, pucker pouch, pud, pudendal pizza, pudendal suite, pud pocket, pudding bag, pudding bowl, pudding pot, puddle, pudend, pudenda, pudendal cleavage, pudendal crevasse, pudenda muliebris, pudendal gimcrack, pudenders, pudendum, pudendum feminum, pudendum muliebre, puff pillow, puh-seh, puki, pulpit, pum-pum, pumbe, pump, pump-dale, pumpkin, punce, punaani, punci, pune tang, pung, punse, purple passion squid, puckerbush, purse, pushin’ cushion, puss, pusse, pussy, pussy cat, pussy galore, pussyhole, putka, puts
Q: quacker, quail-pipe, quaint, quarry, quaver case, queane, queen of holes, queen of 7 holes, quem, queme, quetnte, queyne, queynte, quid, quiff, quim, quim de la quim, quimmy, quimsby, quimsy, quin, quiver, quivering whisker biscuit, quondam, quoniam, qus, qwim
R: rabbit, rabbit hole, rabbit pie, rabbit warren, ragman’s coat, raja, rashers, rasp, rathole, rations, rattle ballocks, rea, receipt of custom, receiving set, reception chamber, recess, red bread, red onion, red snapper, red wagon, register, regulator, renking meat, rest and be thankful, rhubarb, righteous bush, ring, ring-dang-doo, ringerangeroo, ring of fire, ripe cherry, ripped sofa, road, road to a christening, road to heaven, roadkill, roast beef curtains, beef dress, roaster, roasting jack. roasting pan, rob the ruffian, Rochester, Rochester portion, Roger Hunt, rooster, rose, rosebud, rough and ready, rough and tumble, rough malkin, rubyfruit, Rufus, rug, rump, rural route no. 1
S: sacred gates, saddle, safe, sally, sally port, salmon canyon, salmon’s tail, salt cellar, salt fish, salting, salty gash, sampler, santa claus, sardine can, sascrotch, satchel, satchmo, satin doll, sausage grinder, sausage pot, sausage wallet, scab, scabbard, scat, schlabberfotze, schmundie, screwhole, scrobis, scum-twat, scupper, scut, scuttle, seafood six-pack, seafood taco, seal, sear, seat of love, seat of majesty, seat of pleasure, secrets, secret parts, secret path, secret place, secret smile, secret works, seed land, seed plot, seminary, serpent socket, sewer, sewing machine, sex, sex machine, sex organ, shady grove, shady spring, shaft, shag machine, shagpipe, shake bag, shame tongue, shape, shark’s fin, sharp and blunt, shaven haven, sheath, shell, she-stuff, she-thing, shunt, sideways smile, silent beard, sin hole, Sir Anthony Blunt, Sir Berkeley Hunt, sixth sense, skin chimney, skin coat, skin the pizzle, skoodle um skoo, sköp, skunt, slash, slash hole, sleeping fruit bat, slice, slida, slime-hole, slip and slide, slipper, slippery slope, slit, slop-hole, slop-sink, sloppy bot, slot, slot machine, slough, sluice, slurry, bucket, slut-hole, spunk bucket, slush pump, smell-hole, smicket, smock, smock alley, smock castle, smoo, smooey, smoot, snackbar, snake gully, snapper, snapping gyro, snapping puss, snapping turtle, snappy undercut, snatch, snatch blade, snatch blatch, snatchblock, snatch box, snathcmo, snazz, sneetje, snippet, snorkellers lunch, snuggie, snuggy, snutchie, socket, soft furry mound of love, solution of continuity, somethin’, the south, south of the border, South Pole, southern belle, spam alley, spam hatch, spam purse, spasm chasm, spender, sperm canal, sperm shack, sperm sponge, spermsucker, spew alley, spigot-hole, spitfire, splinge, split apricot, split beaver, split crow, split kipper, split knish, split-tail, sportman’s gap, sportsman’s hole, spot, spread, square push, squaw, squeeky, squeeze box, squidge, squinch, squint, squinting eye, squirrel, squishpot, stabbin’ cabin, stab wound, stairway to heaven, stamped bat, standing-room for one, stank, star, starch, stench trench, stewed prunes, stewpot, stingaree, stink-hole, stink-pit, stinkpot, stink-pot, stock-in-trade, stream’s town, stretched quimosine, stuff, suck and swallow, sugar, sugar basin, sugar bowl, sugarbush, sugar doughnut, sugar plum, sugar scoop, sugar walls, sunken treasure, supper, sweet cunt, sweet lips, sweet potato pie, sweet pussy, sweetbread, sweetness, sweet-scented hole, sweet patootie, sweet stuff, sweet thang, sweet thing, sweetie pie
T: taco, tail, tailbox, tailgap, tailgate, tailhole, tail trimmer, take one’s medicine, take the starch out of, talent, tamale, tampon tunnel, tang, tank, target, Tasmania, tease, teazle, Ted, tee-hee, tee-tee, temple of low men, temple of Venus, temple of virginity, ten gallon twat, tench, tender field, tender part, tenderizer, tenuc that, tesorito, thang, that, thatch, thatched cottage, thatched house under the hill, that there, that thing, the thing, thing, thingamy, thingumbob, thingummy, thingy, third eye, three penny bit, throne of love, thumb pincher, tib-cat, tickle Thomas, tickle Toby, tickler, tight, tight snatch, till, tipper-de-witchet, tippet-de-witchet, tirly-wirly, tit, tit-bit, titmouse, tittery-whoppet, tivvy, tivy, TNUC, toaster, Toby, toches, toet, token, toll-dish, toll-hole, tomahawk chop, tomboy, tongue magnet, toodle-oo, toodlum, tool, tool box, tool chest, Tony Hatch, toosh, toot toot, toothless gibbon, toothless sea lion, tootsie-wootsie, toppa, total ol’, toto, totty, touch hole, town bike, tow-wow, toy, toyshop, trap, treasure, treasure box, treasure chest, treasury, trench, triangle, trim, trinket, trout, trunk, tube, tuft, tukso, tulip, tuna, tuna dugout, tuna pot pie, tuna taco, tuna town, tunnel, tu quoque, tunnel of love, tunti, tun-run, tuppence, tu quoque, turf, turnpike, tush, tussage, tuta, tuzzy-muzzy, twam, twammy, twange, twanger, twat, twatchel, twim, twin-maker, twit, twitcher, twitchet, twittle, twit-twot, ‘twixt wind and water, two-leaved book, two-leaved gate, two-twa, twot, twotch, tytmose
U: ugatz, ukulele, uliginous canal, um, undeniable, under dimple, undercut, unders, undertaker, underworld, unit, unmentionable, untcay, untidy slice, untidy sock drawer, unwhisperable, upper Holloway, upright grin, upright wink
V: V, vacuum, vadge, vag, vagina, vagina dentata, vagine, vaginormus, vagoo, va-j-j, va-jay-jay, vajeen, vajingo, val cava, valle de acheronte, valley, valley of decision, valve, V-bone steak, velcro triangle, velvet box, velvet cone, velvet glove, velvet-hell, velvet-lined meat grinder, venerable monosyllable, vent, Venus, Venus’s anvil, Venus’s cell, Venus’s court, Venus’s cradle, Venus’s field, Venus’s glove, Venus’s hall, Venus’s highway, Venus’s honeypot, Venus’s mark, Venus mound, Venus’s temple, versnatche, vertical bacon sandwich, vertical smile, vestibule, vestibulum, vice, vice hole, vidgie, virgin flower, virgin treasure, Virginia, vitt, vittu, vjj, vodka vagina, vomitory, votze, vulva, vulva crease, vulvasaurus, vulvarine, V-word
W: wall of death, walls, wand waxer, ware, warm fuzzy, warm place, warming pan, waste pipe, water box, watercourse, watergap, watergate, watermelon sugar, watermill, waterwheel, waterworks, watering place, wazoo, weather gig, wee-wee, weibliche geschlechtsorgane, weiner wrap, welly top, wem, wet box, wet mop, wet seal, whaddaya callit, what, what do you call it?, what you may call it, whatsis, whatsit, whatzis, wheel, wheel of fortune, whelk, where uncle’s doodle goes, wheting corne, whib-bob, whidgey, whim, whim-wham, whirlpit, whirlpool, whisker, whisker biscuit, whisker pot, whispering eye, whistling gorilla, Whitechapel portion, white meat, withered pear, whoosis, whore hole, Whore’s Hole Lane, wicket, willy, winker, wizard’s sleeve, wolf, womanhood, woman’s well, wonder from down under, wonderland, woo, wood-burner, woogie, wookie hole, woolyburger, works, workshop, worm hole, wound, wyket
X: X-box, X marks the spot, XXX
Y: Y, the y, yard, yard measure, yawne, yawning hollow, Y-bone steak, yeast mill, yeast powder biscuit, yeti’s welly, ying-yang, Yoko, yoni, you know what, you know where, Yucatán Peninsula, yum-yum
Z: zatch, zero, zipper, zither, zitz, zouzoune, zum-zum, ZZ Top