PEPÉ LE PEW PICK-UP LINES

Depicted as a French anthropomorphic striped skunk, Pepé is constantly on the quest for love and pursuit of romance but typically his skunk odor causes other characters to run away from him.

• (sings) Affaire d’amour ? Affaire de cœur ? Je ne sais quoi… je vive en espoir. (Sniffs) Mmmm m mm… un smella vous finez… (Hums)

• Quel est ? *notices cat* Ahh… le belle femme skunk fatale… *clicks tongue twice*

• *Nearly falling off a cliff* “Do you know that when you are in love it is impossible to get insurance?!”

• (Kissing the hapless female cat-as-skunk): “Ze moon! Ze June! Ze spoon! C’est l’amour!! C’est toujours!”

• Quelle est? Une king-sized femme skunk. Acres and acres of her, and she is mine, all mine!

• Ah, ma cherie! You are very shy, n’est-ce pas? But it is love at first sight, no

• All right, Pink Rabbit. We have broken the ice. The courtship is now beginning…[kisses twice] Now starts the period of shy glances… [kisses] Fluttering eyelids… [kisses twice] Touching fingertips… [kisses three times before Penelope runs away] She must resist me because I am irresistible. What are you gonna do?

• Come back darling, golden violet! I will unshy you! You are just insecure. All you need is a little occupational therapy, like making love!

• Come to me, my melon baby collie!

• Come, pink pigeon, we are wasting valuable time! Oh-ho, we are going to play “Ali Thief and the 40 Babas” yes? En guard rabbit! I am going to find you!

• Did you know that when you are in love it is almost impossible to get insurance? But then, security isn’t everything.

• Eenie, meenie, miney mo, catch a lover by the toe, if she holler, hold her closer; eenie, meenie, miney mosa. O-U-T spells I love you!

• Everyone should have a hobby, don’t you think? Mine is making love…You are a girl, I am a boy, We have all that in common, darling.

• For her, I will make myself dainty!

• I am the peanut butter. You are the jelly. Come, let us make a sandwich of love.

• I pierce you with the eck-eck of love, flower pot!

• I tell you what. You stop resisting me, and I, I will stop resisting you. When have you had a better offer than that?

• I, I get a kick out from her…

• Le hiss, hiss…I am a snake and you have charmed me, no?

• Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover!

• There are plenty of fish in the ocean… if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness.

• Turn out the lights, darling. I know where everything is.

• You are my peanut, I am your brittle!

• Where are you, my little gumbo of chicken ? Your French fried shrimp is sizzling for you.

• Where are you, my little object of art? I am here to collect you.

• Is it possible to be too attractive?

• You know, most men would get discouraged by now fortunately for you, I am not most men!”

• You stop resisting me, bebe, and I’ll stop resisting you.

• You are the corned beef, and I am the cabbage. The corned beef is nothing without the cabbage.

• I like it! Come back! Ze corned beef does not run away from ze cabbage!

• The game of love is never called on account of darkness, my little midnight snack.

• You may call me Streetcar, because of my desire for you.

• I am stupid. No.

• (Singing to the lady cat) “Ze arms of Pepe are upon you.

• (While on a yacht) “I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!

• I am the broken heart of love. I am the disillusioned. I wish to enlist in the Foreign Legion so I may forget. Take me!

• Why did everyone leave? Oh, but of course! Already I have achieved a post of honor, and have been left to defend the fort. Viva la Republique!

• A pitiful case, am I not?

• How is it that she can sleep when I am so near? We must stoke the furnace of love, must we not?

• But madame! I have overstoked the furnace, yes? Madame! Your conduct is unseemly! Control yourself! Madame!

• Why is it whenever a man is captured by a woman, all he wish to do is get away?

• Zee stripe! It is gone! She is not a skunk at all!”(No Duh, Pepe!).

• (After removing his own white stripe): “If you cannot beat them, join them! Wait for baby!

• Ah! This leetle one wishes to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Never-the-less, I must prevent eet!

• All is love in fair and war.

• Au revoir, pidgeon. Sweeting is such part sorrow.

• A colleague of mine once noted, there is very little difference between men and women. But, VIVE LE DIFFERENCE!!

• [as Pepe is being attacked viciously by the wildcat] Pepe Le Pew: If you have not tried it, do not knock it.

• I am ze locksmith of love, no?

• You know, it is possible to be too attractive.

• [after “shooting” himself] I missed! Lucky for you.

• Do not come wiz me to ze Casbah – we shall make beautiful musicks togezzer right here!

• Un smelle vous finay.

• [emerging from a dryer overly fluffy] Hey, I am a creamy puff, no?

• What is this? Oh, but of course. This little one wish to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Nevertheless, I must prevent it.

• Quelle est? Ah, le belle femme skunk fatale.

• This little love bundle. Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. Touching, is it not? Come, my little peanut of brittle. I will help you. Wait for me. Wait.